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Why Basketball Sneakers are Hot for Walking

Not for long arduous walks across the citytown — for that we’d opt for some leather and cork trekreadies — but for a nice most-of-everyday cross-trainer/errand runner (pick your favorite exercise) — you can do far worse than the modern basketball sneaker. Pick your favorite sneak company, better yet buy one you haven’t tried before. The heavy padding, the pull-tab tongue/heel, the rounded outsole (which we like to imagine are amalgamations of our human sole <analytics> they often are); they’ve come a long way baby. We don’t even play (unless you count NBA Jam), but love to watch and listen. Pro ballers have to sprint, stop-on-dimes, and leap — putting amounts of abuse of the knees — that means for an average Android10-using Jane or Joe that likes to do the walk-thing and perhaps a little dancercise — hoops shoes are better than running shoes. Mainly because they feature flatter toe spring , but also you get superior jumpability in lateral directions while runners primarily favor forwardness. De-fense. Mine sure helped me a couple times bounce over puddles and hop out of the way of myriad various micro mobility vehicles that infest the city streets and sidewalks nowadays. Baseball players wear B-ball kicks sometimes in spring training, and they’d certainly be suitable for something like kickboxing practice or weightlifting.

To all my #over40 sneaker enthusiasts whose interest in B-ball kicks may have peaked some time last millennium — new designs flat out have potential to leave last century’s decade’s stompers in the dust. They used to hoop in Chucks ya know. New offerings of the past 2 to 4 years have evolved in design and no category is more on the come-up than womens’.  Companies like UA, Puma and others are showing data that proves simply shrinking a ‘male’ shoe is not good enough. There’s more variation in the average shape of a female foot. WNBA players are getting fresher deals and signature models. If you haven’t been to a specialty shoe store since forever, no matter your age or sex, go on then (only so many pictures you can zoom in on online). High-top, low-top (love us a good mid-top), imagine Harrison Ford’s voice as Han or Indy — trust me — if you don’t already know. Try some new school basketball sneakers. For walking. You can show a shoe dog new kicks. Dreams may come true. Congratulations to the Celtics on the Atlantic conference win. It was a fun season. Walk well all. Have a potato chip. Be on-guard for the 3 (wheelers on the sidewalk).

Shoe Game Mess: Stepped In Tar

Whenever you get a scratch or a gash on your sneaker remember it could have been worse. It could’ve been my sneaker. This time it was. My fault. I was zooming around on foot the other day (not the video app). They’ve been doing lots of road repair on the real streets here. I was rushing — I stepped in undried tar unknowingly (or some similar sealant who cares). Shoulda woulda coulda. We hit it with some brushes and fluids later and the foul debris with additional pebbleage from the short walk back was permanent. It’s been about a decade since I’ve stepped in poo. Maybe I was due for one of my soles being turned-to-stone.

In my Shoe Game Chess piece, these court trainers were some knightly exemplars who’d given years’ good wear and justly protected my lead foot from a road hazard. Over at hospital (the experts at East Village Shoe Repair) they were able to get most of the gunk out using proper tools and a bombardment of Moneysworth and Best cleaner. Alas, these are now long over the fresh n’ clean horizon but can trudge on as pawns continuing lower-key use in the rain, doing chores, cleaning or painting.

Whenever you get a ding or a nick on your favorite kick remeber it could have been worse. Could have been your bare ass foot. Thanks shoe.

How To Style The Giuseppe Cobras

There’s a new Giuseppe Zanotti ad with Young Thug for these sneakers whose outsoles form Cobras. Even immune from feeling some-type-of-way types can’t deny that these are statement-type kicks (to say the least). And while maybe not to the extent of a >1000 price, they are from a respected shoemaker and we’d guess aren’t plasticky, flakey or breaky-prone. Instead of asking WHY there is a shoe like this, why aren’t your sneakers incorporating nature-based sculpture for their outsole designs? No actual cobras were harmed in the making of these. The uppers are (cow) leather with snake-shaped polymer-based “rubber” on the lowers.

Giuseppe Zanotti “Cobra” shoe

I haven’t seen these in real life yet, but what better way to solidify the aesthetic by preemptively accessorizing a genuine cobra belt with a head-buckle. The more proof they need, the harder the dunk. In their face! Though you should never let a doubter get that close. There are a lot of lame looking faux skins on shoes these days. GZ isn’t trying to lie to us about materials (unlike other snakeskin shoefakers). It’s on us to raise our fangs to that reality-level.

Cobra Head Belt by Yoder Leather

There is something G.I. Joe about these Cobra shoes—talking Cobra Commander, Destro, Baroness, Serpentor-type somethings. New Era had, at times, a run of Cobra hats. That would cap off a snake-look something nice. Especially if you know your Joe (Cobra were too cool to fully root against). Wearing the Cobra with the Cobra would convey a sense of humor and serve as a reverse conversation ice-breaker to begin all conversation ice-breakers. Please refer to the Marvel comics for true canon.

New Era Cobra hat

Movie fans. Raiders of the Lost Ark had a playset for the Well Of Souls (the snake protected chamber of the Ark). Those were asps and not cobras, but the reminder reminded. Who’s looking forward to the new Indiana Jones movie btw?

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark Well of the Souls playset by Kenner (image from Toymania.com)

In the Well of Souls (soles?) there were snakes.

Image from ebay

The GZ Cobra shoes are sized for men but gals can certainly apply the minus 1.5 rule. What would Medusa wear to the prom after all? My mom said they seemed like something for 5—16 year-olds. Doubtless the fantastical cosplay potential is huge. Check out the Giuseppe ad here:

Where were YOU when you first saw the cobra shoe?

Shoe Game Chess

Welcome players. The game of Chess starts you with sixteen pieces of six different types. Here we break down the six in terms of shoe-game. With nothing but love: Shoe Game Chess.

King

This is your best pair of shoes, your favorite, your top kicks. Hard to kill. You keep them protected. If your place is on fire, there you are climbing down an emergency rope ladder with these in your teeth. It’s game over if you lose the king. We don’t make the rules but this one is obvious.

Queen

Your most powerful pair. Think versatility. Footwear you can travel in, go places, do things, just as royally as the king but with more mobility. Someone that never saw your best shoes should assume these are. Queen can be your everything, certainly your almost-anything, embodying the best of the other pieces and able to offend and defend the whole shebang.

Rooks

Boots. Dress boots, thigh-highs, chukkas, wellies, some damn boots. No matter where you are, a pair of boots remain handy in your corner, deployed strategically, and for dual uses — sometimes even three. Life tells you what kind you’ll need. Spend more on less. Be ready to castle-up and keep the royal couple chambered on snowy hikes and woody worksites.

Bishops

Church shoes, job shoes. wedding shoes, court shoes, funeral shoes:  Hope mainly for one out of those five. Throw on some Bishops to slide in or out of social situations diagonally and be on guard for sharks in nice-pairs that may be scheming on your pieces from afar. Bishop and Knight are of the same material value. How one uses each depends chiefly on play-style.

Knights

Athletic footwear, sneakers, trainers. Sneaks enable you to take part in activities that regular hard-bottomed clunkers can prohibit. We don’t need a closet full of 16+ pairs (remember this isn’t checkers), but everyone deserves some well-fitting, ready-to-jump-around-in pair of sneakers to make L-shaped hops, capture the day’s goals and work that body.

Pawns

Check the breezeway. Could be old vet versions of your higher value pieces, could be slippers, flip flops or crap shoes — could be first responders. Pawns doesn’t mean you can’t make meaningful moves — even change the game. When they reach the end of the board (life) it’s an opportunity to upgrade on another one of the aboves.

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Needshopping vs. Wantshopping

For our modern purposes there are two kinds of footwear shopping: Need-shopping and want-shopping.

NEEDSHOPPING

From “my shoes got lost” to “I need workboots for a job that starts next week”, assuming you have “A” pair of shoes, everyone finds themselves shopping essentially because they NEED. The need-shopper is in need of a two-footed solution pronto. They may even leave the box at the store and walk directly into oncoming life.

WANTSHOPPING

Food-clothing-shelter perspective: Shoes can be both clothing and shelter. May your shoe’d-up feet go and get the food. We hope you have at least ONE decent, properly-fitting pair. “Our fundamental shoe needs are taken care of, now I want some _____________”. This way, any shoe beyond one’s needs can be a luxury and you may keep the box as a memento*.

 

  • empty shoe boxes make great storage for spare computer, phone and TV cables !

 

 

Shoelace Tongue Slots and the Underover Way

 Tongue slots, lace guides– those courtesy cuts or patches on the tongues of footwear that allow wearers to loop through when lacing

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Try lacing up at first ignoring the slots then doing a pre-walk (light wear around inside) and making some observations. Note where the laces naturally overlap, then re-lace incorporating the courtesy slots. It’s okay for the tongues to naturally drift a little to the sides, but a proclivity of them starting to slowly slide around the arch of your foot is what the lace guides are meant to prevent.

FinnLeatherLace

You might find you don’t need to use them at all. I’ve come to prefer the underover method (as shown in photos), where I use the lace slots under, but not over when I cross lace up.

LaceGuideskipper

Feet are just Louisiana-shaped bags of bones best enabled by having the sturdy flexibility that wrapping laces partially around them offers. Try out the underover way and let me know what you think. 

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