Welcome voters. What a night to drop our first Politicswear column. With the unpredictable Pennsylvania Senate primaries happening today — a whole seat in November’s balance — they’re lowkey a big deal! You’ve read up on all the issues now . . . what do the candidates have for . . . promotional gear? (A rarely if ever uttered question). We’re taking a look at some soft-goods in this 2022 United States Pennsylvania Senatorial battle.
Ground notes: Republican candidates David McCormick and Kathy Barnette have no promotional gear at this time. Democrats John Fetterman and Malcolm Kenyatta have cloth face coverings available at their shops. Both Fetterman and Kenyatta feature pro-marajuana legalalization tees. Republicans Dr. Oz and Carla Sands have beverage coolers.
Connor Lamb for (PA) Senate has a shop and offers this basic T-shirt which reflects the pizzazzless campaign rather well. The tees are made-in-USA, printed in Pittsburg and come sized S — 3XL.
John Fetterman, the brogressive Lieutenant governor running for Senate wins for the most overtly online vibed item of merch that is based on a social media spat waged on the microblogging site twitter. Also American-made, and printed in Pittsburgh. Sized S — 5XL.
On the left, and part of this Keystone state Dem contest as well , Malcolm Kenyatta has some message-shirts available, including this Oughta Have a Union tee (XS—3XL) USA-made and union printed.
The emptiest campaigns often have the fullest shops. This checks for Doctor Memet Oz including this Won’t Be Canceled cotton tee. Fancy the sentiment is up to the uncancellers (also known as voters) in the state of Pennsylvania to prove how good or bad you’d look walking around town wearing this after today.
Starting with Oz, and to his right, it becomes like a trip to Spencer Gifts (American mall shop) for shirts you might find at a county fair with silly sayings and the candidates’ names barely in view like the Carla Sands for Senate “Official Vaccine Passport: I’m an American, I Can Do What I Want” tee.
If you’re over 18, lace up your kicks, Make sure you’re registered. Make a plan to vote if you haven’t in this mickey fickey already. It’s a senate seat in Pennsylvania! Move your synapses!! Stay tuned for the rest of the politics-wear we’re digging up ’til November. Peace.